Yup, a little bit of a parody... more of a ripoff really. I thought about doing a little series of "What I Learned (at work / in class) Today" comics, but I'd just be riding on the coattails of a far better comic, What I Learned Today. Hopefully the artist doesn't hunt me down and kill me. That would suck. Yes, I have been called all of those names (Phillip was just because someone asked me what my name was while I was wearing my nametag). The only one I really mind is Ronald McDonald. Please. I've been called that since grade 1, can't you drunken rednecks come up with anything better? You've had 21 years, and I can still come up with a better insult for you before your tired old burger and red shoes jokes roll off your herpes-incrusted tongues.
Some of you may know that the 16th is my birthday. Please don't make me anything, I will never be able to return the favour. Hey... HEY. PUT THAT PENCIL DOWN. >:|
Be sure to check out the links page, as some new ones should have been added if I did this right. Namir Deiter did a special weekend update last time, and will be doing it again this weekend, go look. And You Say It First is updating 5 times a week for the entire month. WOW.
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