The Official Decepticon Webpage

Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this site is all about Decepticons, REAL DECEPTICONS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Ronald and I can't stop thinking about Decepticons.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.


1.    Decepticons are robots.

2.    Decepticons shoot things ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the Decepticon is to transform and steal energon.

Weapons and gear:

Decepticon gun                  Decepticon Sword

Decepticon Outfit


Decepticons can take whatever they want!  Decepticons shoot things ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they transform ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Decepticon who was giving this speach.  And when some Lieutenant interrupted his monologue he slagged his whole army.  My friend Dwayne said that he saw a Decepticon totally kill some kid just because the kid helped the Autobots.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Decepticons have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will invade your planet!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Decepticons are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Decepticons are fast, smooth, cool, funny, talented, and sweet.  I can't wait to start Metal Shop next year.  I love Decepticons with all of my body (including my pee pee).

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Decepticons?

A: Decepticons are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, Decepticons are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that Decepticons are always destroying or retreating. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other robots, Decepticons can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What do Decepticons do when they're not shooting or transforming?

A: Most of their free time is spent scheming, but sometime they scream.  (Ask Dwayne if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Dwayne showing off.

He's a year older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.

Link to me, by cutting and pasting the link box!

Copyright 2006